If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

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5 notes, April 9, 2011

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

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2 notes, April 9, 2011

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

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0 notes, April 9, 2011

Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

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Notes, April 9, 2011

You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

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1 note, April 9, 2011

Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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3 notes, April 8, 2011

Nice fucking weather. Want to?

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1 note, April 8, 2011

Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

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1 note, April 8, 2011

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

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0 notes, April 8, 2011

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

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5 notes, April 8, 2011