If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
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5 notes, April 9, 2011
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
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2 notes, April 9, 2011
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
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0 notes, April 9, 2011
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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Notes, April 9, 2011
You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
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1 note, April 9, 2011
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Notes, April 8, 2011
Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
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1 note, April 8, 2011
I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
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Notes, April 8, 2011
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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Notes, April 8, 2011
